Monday, February 25, 2013
I am not going to tell you what the story is about. All I can say is that it is about a bunch of bad guys sitting around a table eating sushi off some naked chick and then a bunch of stuff happens. I will say this. SUSHI GIRL is wonderfully directed and never ever gets boring. Every single person on screen is interesting and unpredictable and given a moment to shine. Most of the characters are villains and you never know with villains how they are going to react. That is why I love gangster films so much. A gangster can be funny and charming and then all of a sudden without a moments notice they go off and kill somebody like it was nothing at all. This movie is full of people like that. Mark Hamil has been transformed into the dandy but vicious and sly Crowe. He is really the star of this show. You can't take your eyes off of him. Hopefully a role like this that expresses his acting range will open more doors to his career. No longer will he be known as just Luke Skywalker. The use of blood and gore is excellent as well. The blood is dark and thick and it looks real and not C.G.I. It perfectly amplifies the brutality and ugliness of these men and their actions. The violence in this movie is heavy stuff. It is not taken lightly.
I have only two complaints. The first is that the story's twists and turns are a little too predictable and I was hoping for a little bit more with the ending in terms of bringing a new element to the story. There is a flashback to a robbery that the main characters did and they steal diamonds from Jeff Fahey's character and before they do he warns that they "don't know who they are stealing from". Now usually when they say that the people that were stolen from show up and cause all kinds of shenanigans but in this movie they don't so I was a little disappointed with that. Also I didn't like how little screen time Michael Biehn has in this movie. Basically he shows up and says "Hi, my name is Michael Biehn BANG BANG! Oh, shoot I'm dead". Same thing with Danny Trejo but he says something a little different. "Hello, I am Danny Trejo. Oh, crap I am being strangled to death and now I am dead. Did you notice I pulled out a machete before I died to make reference to the movie I am in MACHETE?". It is like the whole movie is like RESERVOIR DOGS meets PLANET TERROR with a dash of KILL BILL. I am not sure how I feel about a movie that makes references to other movies that make references to other movies.
SUSHI GIRL starts off like one kind of movie and ends as another. I thought that was really cool even though you can see it coming. Still SUSHI GIRL was excellent and I did appreciate the inspired casting and the reference on the van to THE NEVERENDING STORY.
You know what they should do? They should make a fourth BATMAN movie that takes place a decade into the future in the Nolan universe and have Mark Hamil play Joker. I think it would work. He is probably the only guy who could come close to matching Heathe Ledger's devious and demented performance. In fact I think Hamil would do better and be even more memorable. I guess that can't happen though. He has to go out and make more crappy THE STAR WARS movies. Sigh...